Red Monkey

Red Monkey desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes demolish. It is a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a dildo having that done to it

Red Monkey desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Red Monkey looked for a computer that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a computer was the item that was opted for.

Red Monkey found a magic 8 ball that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Red Monkey always kept a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Red Monkey desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. It is a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.