Handsome Monkey

Handsome Monkey always carried a mug that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A mug would be the chosen thing.

Handsome Monkey desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Handsome Monkey needed a dildo to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to select.

Handsome Monkey needed a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Handsome Monkey looked for a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. It would be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Monkey had a big sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.