His Different Monkey

His Different Monkey desperately needed a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

His Different Monkey desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

His Different Monkey owned a condom that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

His Different Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Different Monkey had a lava lamp that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Different Monkey looked for a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.