A Stupid Monkey

A Stupid Monkey wanted a toilet brush that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

A Stupid Monkey always had with them a helmet that they would break. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Monkey wanted a dildo that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Monkey always carried a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It is an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

A Stupid Monkey wanted a melon that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was exciting. A melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Monkey desperately wanted a teapot to put on his head. It was a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.