Her Crypting Monkey

Her Crypting Monkey desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Her Crypting Monkey needed a wig that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Monkey searched for a tomato to hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Monkey had a CD player that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be exciting. Honestly, a CD player of all things.

Her Crypting Monkey carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was awesome. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Her Crypting Monkey always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.