The Dodgy Monkey

The Dodgy Monkey craved for a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. A teapot is the item to select.

The Dodgy Monkey owned a melon that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a funny action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a melon is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Monkey looked for a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Monkey always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Dodgy Monkey desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. It might be an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Monkey desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.