The Round Monster

The Round Monster owned a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Round Monster desperately wanted a ball that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a ball is the thing to select.

The Round Monster craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Round Monster desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. It might be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Round Monster desperately needed a cup that they would often embrace. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, fun. A cup being the thing selected.

The Round Monster always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.