A Big Monster

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A Big Monster desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an odd activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Big Monster desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to smash. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

A Big Monster searched for a cup that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item chosen.

A Big Monster always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was fun. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Big Monster searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Big Monster looked for a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate It would be an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.