Her Fucking Monster

Her Fucking Monster often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Her Fucking Monster wanted a stretchman that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman having that done to it

Her Fucking Monster desperately looked for a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Her Fucking Monster always carried a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a sword was the chosen item.

Her Fucking Monster wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. It might have been an original exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Monster desperately needed a computer that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.