Her Adorable Monster

Her Adorable Monster desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt it was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Her Adorable Monster carried a bottle of coke that they would play with. It might be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was stunning. A bottle of coke of all things.

Her Adorable Monster wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Her Adorable Monster owned a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Her Adorable Monster searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Her Adorable Monster wanted a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a melon is the thing to opt for.