His Exciting Monster

His Exciting Monster desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Monster desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Exciting Monster always kept a CD player to eat. It might be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

His Exciting Monster often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Exciting Monster desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Monster desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.