The Special Monster

The Special Monster desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Monster always had with them a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a sword having that done to it

The Special Monster searched for a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Special Monster had a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Special Monster craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Special Monster desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it