Their Orange Monster

Their Orange Monster desperately needed a radiator that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Their Orange Monster always carried a tomato that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Their Orange Monster craved for a condom that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

Their Orange Monster had a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Their Orange Monster desired a computer that they would occasionally worship. It is an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A computer was the chosen thing.

Their Orange Monster had a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.