Her Big Monster

Her Big Monster desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

Her Big Monster searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Her Big Monster desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Big Monster desperately wanted a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

Her Big Monster found a bottle of coke that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Big Monster desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.