A Dodgy Monster

A Dodgy Monster always carried a painting of a melon that they would play with. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon having that done to it

A Dodgy Monster desperately searched for a sword that they would worship. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Monster owned a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Monster desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Monster carried a mug that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.

A Dodgy Monster desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.