The Chinese Monster

The Chinese Monster desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often play with. It should have been an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Monster had a bag of poop that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Monster always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Monster owned a cheese grater that they would play with. It would have been a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Monster always kept a porno magazine that they would often hug. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Chinese Monster desperately craved for a pint of beer to hug. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it