A Crazy Monster

A Crazy Monster had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

A Crazy Monster found a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Monster searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. This seems an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Monster desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

A Crazy Monster desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected it was amazing. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

A Crazy Monster had a set square that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.