Her Exciting Monster

Her Exciting Monster desperately desired a set square to drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Monster found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Monster carried a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Her Exciting Monster always had with them a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Monster desired a stapler to play with. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Her Exciting Monster looked for a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a different exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen thing.