The Eccentric Monster

The Eccentric Monster always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be fun. A helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Monster desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball of all things.

The Eccentric Monster looked for a cucumber that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Monster carried a teapot to annihilate It should be a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Monster often carried a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Monster had a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A can of Tango is the thing to choose.