Her Depressed Monster

Her Depressed Monster always carried a bag of poop that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Her Depressed Monster desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Monster owned a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Her Depressed Monster looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Her Depressed Monster looked for a stretchman that they would demolish. This might appear to be a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

Her Depressed Monster always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.