The Lovely Monster

The Lovely Monster found a cucumber that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was amazing. A cucumber having that done to it

The Lovely Monster found a painting of a melon to put on his head. It would be a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Monster looked for a wig that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen item.

The Lovely Monster desired a pint of cider that they would often throw. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Lovely Monster always carried a wig that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be awe-inspring. A wig would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Monster needed a lava lamp to demolish. It should have been a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.