My Big Nerd

My Big Nerd wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

My Big Nerd found a rubber chicken that they would often eat. It might be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

My Big Nerd owned a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

My Big Nerd desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes share. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Big Nerd found a spade that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a spade having that done to it

My Big Nerd desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was magnificent. A painting of a melon was the item that was selected.