His Round Nerd

His Round Nerd desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.

His Round Nerd often carried a condom to insert somewhere. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

His Round Nerd craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

His Round Nerd desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Round Nerd always carried a piece of paper to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

His Round Nerd searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be simply life. A bottle of wine was the chosen item.