Their Horny Nerd

Their Horny Nerd often carried a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon is the item to opt for.

Their Horny Nerd found a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Their Horny Nerd needed a condom that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

Their Horny Nerd had a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Horny Nerd carried a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

Their Horny Nerd desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.