The Gentle Nerd

The Gentle Nerd wanted a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Gentle Nerd always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Gentle Nerd desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Gentle Nerd needed a dildo that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Nerd desired a pen that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Nerd often carried a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.