Their Unusual Nerd

Their Unusual Nerd always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken having that done to it

Their Unusual Nerd owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to smash. It was an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Their Unusual Nerd desperately wanted a can of coke to rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Their Unusual Nerd desired a mug that they would share. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Their Unusual Nerd often carried a condom to embrace. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

Their Unusual Nerd wanted a sword that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.