The Big Nerd

The Big Nerd desperately wanted a teapot that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Big Nerd desired a sword that they liked to experiment on. It might be a strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen item.

The Big Nerd searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Big Nerd found a spade that they would worship. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Big Nerd needed a pen that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Big Nerd had a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.