The Funny Nerd

The Funny Nerd always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to throw. It is a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be simply life. A sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Funny Nerd often carried a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Funny Nerd looked for a CD player that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Funny Nerd craved for a dildo that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Nerd carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Funny Nerd craved for a custard pie to smash. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.