My Lonely Nerd

My Lonely Nerd desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

My Lonely Nerd always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Nerd desired a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. It should have been a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

My Lonely Nerd craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It should have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

My Lonely Nerd wanted a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is epic. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

My Lonely Nerd desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was chosen.