My Unusual Nerd

My Unusual Nerd wanted a crown that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

My Unusual Nerd desired a pen that they liked to worship. It would have been a funny idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

My Unusual Nerd often carried a melon that they would drop. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

My Unusual Nerd looked for a custard pie that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

My Unusual Nerd found a rubber chicken that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Unusual Nerd desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.