His Bewildered Nerd

His Bewildered Nerd often carried a CD player that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Nerd needed a tomato that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Nerd always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Nerd desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

His Bewildered Nerd owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Nerd desired a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.