His Magical Nerd

His Magical Nerd always kept a helmet that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

His Magical Nerd desperately looked for a pint of beer to embrace. It might be a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.

His Magical Nerd had a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an odd activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item selected.

His Magical Nerd carried a melon that they would cuddle. It would have been a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was stunning. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing selected.

His Magical Nerd often carried a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

His Magical Nerd found a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.