The Worrisome Nerd

The Worrisome Nerd desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Worrisome Nerd desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often play with. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Worrisome Nerd desperately looked for a cup to share. It should have been an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Worrisome Nerd desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Worrisome Nerd owned a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Nerd always kept a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.