Her Exceptional Nerd

Her Exceptional Nerd needed a ball to hug. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Her Exceptional Nerd searched for a melon that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a melon being the item opted for.

Her Exceptional Nerd desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Nerd carried a pint of beer that they would hug. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Nerd looked for a pen that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a pen being the thing opted for.

Her Exceptional Nerd always carried a sponge that they would put on his head. It was a new operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.