My Angry Nerd

My Angry Nerd searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

My Angry Nerd needed a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. This could be considered a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Angry Nerd owned a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Angry Nerd always carried a cup to break. This is certainly a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a cup is the thing to choose.

My Angry Nerd desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Nerd desperately needed a ball that they would often sleep with. It is a funny activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. A ball would be the item chosen.