The Round Newt

The Round Newt desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Round Newt craved for a stapler that they would often play with. It is considered to be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Round Newt desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly different operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Round Newt always carried a stapler to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Round Newt craved for a dildo that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Round Newt desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. A spade being the chosen item.