The Troubled Newt

The Troubled Newt had a wig that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

The Troubled Newt owned a wig that they liked to experiment on. It would be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Newt always kept a dildo to sleep with. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was fun. A dildo is the item to select.

The Troubled Newt looked for a hat that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Newt always had with them a radiator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Newt desperately looked for a cup that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was selected.