Ugly Newt

Ugly Newt needed a sword to share. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A sword being the thing selected.

Ugly Newt wanted a stapler to hug. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Newt had a spade that they sometimes drop. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Newt often carried a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Ugly Newt craved for a bag of flour to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Newt often carried a computer that they would demolish. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a computer is the item to select.