A Handsome Newt

A Handsome Newt searched for a little monkey that they would often play with. It was a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Newt owned a wig that they would sometimes embrace. It was a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Newt owned a stretchman that they liked to hug. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was epic. A stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Newt found a block of cheese that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Newt found a porno magazine that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

A Handsome Newt always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be out of this world. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.