His Chinese Newt

His Chinese Newt desired a condom that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Newt desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Newt wanted a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

His Chinese Newt carried a pencil sharpener to eat. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Newt desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Newt owned a dildo that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.