Green Newt

Green Newt carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Green Newt often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Green Newt craved for a bag of poop that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Green Newt looked for a block of cheese to sit and look at. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Green Newt carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes drop. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

Green Newt often carried a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.