The Crazy Newt

The Crazy Newt always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Newt desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to annihilate It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Newt owned a tomato that they would often annihilate One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Crazy Newt owned a piece of paper to throw. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Newt always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Newt wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it