Bum Loving Newt

Bum Loving Newt often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Newt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

Bum Loving Newt looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Newt always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Newt desperately needed a pen that they liked to share. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.