His Scary Newt

His Scary Newt desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. It was a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

His Scary Newt carried a piece of paper to annihilate It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Newt craved for a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to choose.

His Scary Newt desired a spade that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.

His Scary Newt often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a new activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.

His Scary Newt always kept a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.