Their Blue Newt

Their Blue Newt found a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Newt had a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Their Blue Newt desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes hug. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Their Blue Newt always carried a can of coke to play with. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Newt desperately desired a cucumber that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

Their Blue Newt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It was a new proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.