My Talented Newt

My Talented Newt wanted a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A condom having that done to it

My Talented Newt wanted a lava lamp that they would drop. This seems to be a new action, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Talented Newt often carried a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was sublime. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

My Talented Newt desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would throw. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

My Talented Newt desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

My Talented Newt owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.