My Bewildered Newt

My Bewildered Newt searched for a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Newt carried a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A helmet was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Newt desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Newt desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Newt desperately needed a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Newt needed a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a different action, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.