The Exceptional Newt

The Exceptional Newt searched for a spade that they would worship. It should be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Newt desperately searched for a cup to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Newt owned a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Newt always carried a toilet brush that they would play with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Newt desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Newt always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to share. It should be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.