A Handsome Newt

A Handsome Newt desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Newt found a chocolate bar that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

A Handsome Newt desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Newt desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. It would have been a new action, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Newt owned a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It was a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome Newt searched for a big sponge that they would put up their bum. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was selected.