Green Newt

Green Newt found a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Green Newt looked for a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Green Newt carried a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

Green Newt always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Green Newt had a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It was a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Green Newt desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. It was a different activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.